twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

(Source: catmoobs)

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nerve-ender:

fixt.

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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dunrath:

The Devil Wears Prada - Dez Moines [x]
dark1734:

miss-dahlia-art:

rosiebutthead:


just-freefall:




Holy fucking fuck this thought has never even crossed my mind, society YOU ARE SO FUCKED.

!!!

THIS WINS EVERYTHING
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